MarketWatch Is a Garbage Website That Totally Sucks Ass

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November 8, 2021

 

Editor’s note: This article is purely opinion and satire. Nothing in this article or on this website is to be taken as financial advice.

Do you read MarketWatch? Yeah me neither.

MarketWatch is a hedge fund owned media company that pretends to help the “little guys” by telling them what to do with their money. They pump stocks then the hedge funds short the stock and pick up the pieces for pennies on the dollar ruining countless lives.

MarketWatch is the same website that claimed that GME (Game Stop) and AMC (AMC theaters) stock was worthless; Except that both of these stocks have skyrocketed since the beginning of the year yet they still write articles bashing these stocks to this day.

Check out this gem:

“Stock-market volatility resulting from a surge in first-time investors who congregate on social media could pose a risk to the U.S. financial system, the Federal Reserve said in its biannual financial stability report released Monday.

The report noted that new trading platforms that offer zero-commission trading, fractional shares and flashy and engaging graphics have helped recruit a generation of young traders to the stock market, and the size of this new demographic makes it important for regulators to monitor.

“Social media can contribute to an echo chamber in which retail investors find themselves communicating most frequently with others with similar interests and views, thereby enforcing their views, even if these views are speculative or biased,” the report said.”

Yeah, sure pal.

Isn’t speculating the entire point of the stock market you stupid dumb retarded asshole?

The very apps you created to screw retail are now being used against you and now your whining like a bunch of bitches because regular Americans are eating your damn lunch.

MarketWatch is gay and stupid.

That is all.